Built by people who understand the stakes.
We kept catching ourselves pasting things into AI tools we had no right to share. Read why we built Locke.
The real ones keeping us grounded.

Bugsy
CATNIP COMPLIANCE OFFICER
Tests every batch of catnip for potency, personally.

Kipper
VICE PRESIDENT OF TOYS
Strategic toy placement. Rigorous quality testing.

Sachi
DIRECTOR OF TREATS
Oversees treat distribution and maintains strict portion control (for others).



